Safety First!

Don’t run the risk of being mistaken for a terrorist*. Wear your American Flag Pin properly! Thank the One True G-D that the Nazis… er… Commies… er… islamofac… er… bad ‘uns aren’t allowed to purchase and wear this precious symbol of our not-so-precious freedoms.

* As far as being mistaken for a terrorizer…well, isn’t that the job of the Ministry?