THIS t**d…

“THIS turd, THIS turd really pisses me off!”

In this video, David Hunt, a retired Army Colonel is cokin’ and jokin’ with those zany kids at Fox and Friends about how terrible torture is (specifically waterboarding)…which is exactly what makes it so great!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know that that it doesn’t always work. Sometimes they just tell us what they think we want to hear…but that’s okay. A dozen made up plots work just as well for consumption at home as one true plot does. Even better, because we don’t even have to provide details (that stuff is SECRET you know). In fact, the more effective we appear to be, the less effective we actually have to be. (Just ask the TSA about that one!)

I do give Dave (I hope he doesn’t mind if I call him Dave) credit however. He has definitely learned the lesson that everyone seems to forget. It’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up that gets you in trouble. Presuming that the tapes existed and were actually destroyed, does anyone actually think that Congress would have developed a spine and seriously investigated anything at all if the tapes were still sitting on Nancy Pelosi’s TV stand? The democrats principled stance would have consisted of not rewinding the tapes before sending them back. (Take that!)

I’ma little confused on one thing though. Dave said: “…good men have to know how to do bad things to do good” (Corinthians something I think). I think what Dave meant to say was “…good men have to do bad things to do good…Arbeit Macht Frei!”

Pass me some of that lasagna Dave!